Efficiency vs. Coherency: The Topic of the night. Max Ritchie had a birthday party, which did not even fall on the calendar day of his birth, but he is a badass, so carry on. My innebriation is relative to the quotient of tonight's topic: Is it better to think or to do... ? Doers united as thinkers stayed home and missed out as they planned out plans as the doers actually followed through with the plans they never made. Quote me, this could be drunken rambling after a couple of Strongbow tallcans, but everybody was as drunk as Max is awesome, but only in celebration of the man, his birth, and his strength of character. In case you didn't know, Max is pretty awesome (therefore, everybody was pretty drunk). Gillian Andrewshenko, aka totally awesome wonderbabe, biked to the party after a long day, with a mondo batch of epic cupcakes which, not surprisingly, arrived unscathed. Celebrities and nobodies joined in the ceremonies, united as one, whether they were famous or not - they all had fun. Kevin Sansalone even showed up and denied a gift of free acid, instead he got drunk on will power. Full story soon, sleep now, then work, then photos to follow...

OTHER QUICK NEWS: Be smart when drinking at the skatepark... Aaron "P-Nut" Johnson was given a misdemeanor ticket for "Drinking in Public" when really he was just holding a beer for his friend, tough luck.

Well... Goodnight/morning folks, don't forget to recycle and hopefully I am not late for work at 7:30am. 2:27am currently, transmission end.

It's a (statutory) holiday this upcoming Monday, mark your iCalendar,
you'll probably be getting paid to be there anyways - something about the Queen?

Whatever... there's gonna be a whole parking lot full of (valuable) junk to cop from CAPITA, TECHNINE, MISSION SIX, NOMIS, SESSIONS, ENDEAVOR, SPY OPTICS, IFOUND, GRENADE, UNION, STEPCHILD, AIRHOLE, WESTBEACH, OGIO, FLUX BINDINGS, CAPIX, ETNIES, SNAKEBULLET, CLYDE SNOWBOARDS, SALOMON, VOLCOM, and BONFIRE amongst others. Oh yeah, did we mention buttloads of Monster Energy Drink will be distributed alongside the fresh gear coming straight off your favourite underpaid Canadian amateur snowboarders' sweaty, hairy, pimpled backs.

If that's not enough, the party is rumoured to feature desperate babes selling their bodies and/or baked goods - everybody's gotta pay rent, right? Hot dudes will be cooking up some hot dogs, maybe even some burgers of ham. Brocklebank will definitely bring a bong so don't forget to scrounge up some shake, CaleyVanular.com will probably blog it, AdamChuntz.com will have photos up by noon and somebody better film it...

1st Annual SQUAW VALLEY GARAGE SALE/BBQ will be just behind Southside Diner in Creekside, kitty corner from the Husky, 8AM - 8PM, one day only - Monday May 18th. I HEARD SOMETHING ABOUT A TABLE PILED WITH $2 T-SHIRTS, SO BE THERE!

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